A Song of Fire vs. Ice (Game of Thrones Rap Battle)

by None Like Joshua

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released August 31, 2015

Big thanks to Dan for hopping on this track, and Jordan Tucker for the artwork and thumbnail!

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Track Name: A Song of Fire Vs. Ice (ft. Dan Bull)
NLJ:
A song of fire vs. ice / You a squire, I’m an honorary knight
Valyrian sword while you carry a knife the rap game of thrones, you barely survive I
castrate you like Greyjoy - Then I’ma make you my slaveboy
Now you be prayin to seven deities that I don’t whip you with chains coiled
- You bout to get killed in a fighting pit I’m the rightful heir, you might as well quit
- You fired some arrows and missed You look like a Sparrow, you poorer than shit
- and now you’ll be burned and flayed Return to your cage Bring me some wine
The King has arrived Spittin that Basilisk venom and now you cling for life

DAN BULL:
- -My raps are born from Melisandre's twat -
Yours are bloody - boring, I'd rather listen to Hodor rap
Me? I'm bigger than Brienne of Tarth. You? - you're not even a half
- I do to your family what the Freys did to each of the Starks
I could beat you every day of the week, Your name's not NLJ, it's Reek
I flay a beat like Ramsay Bolton, I turn the heat from cold to molten
- while I sit on the iron throne you sit and iron at home
I'm a wildling lout, wilding out, the trail behind me's a pile of bones

NLJ:
You gaze into the flames in Hope for wages and to be famous
No stress, no pain Means no conquest, no gain
Your lyrics were sent - to you by a raven Who are you again? You have many faces
- Make it rain from the Iron Bank I pay assassins for your dire straits
I see your empire of pride and hate Trial by combat or hide from fate
I spit fire on your zombie body till you’re covered in blisters
You’ve been falling off since you caught me fuckin your sister
so bow and stop defending cause now your watch has ended

DAN BULL:
I cross the Narrow Sea, through flaming arrows east to Lhazareen
I ride on the back of of a dragon beast, you struggle to ride this track on the beat
I'm applying violence from Iron Oaks to the Iron Islands
- so pray to the old gods and the new toooo provide you guidance
- my presence is bigger than Tywin's, you're as thick as The Mountain
my words pierce ears with the precision of Needle, you're an idiot shouting
Every single track I hear you just repeat that one flow
You're an eejit, to paraphrase Ygritte: "You know nothing, Jon Snow"

NLJ:
- you in pain with no milk of the poppy, full of shame - your lyrics are sloppy
Sword of the morning, shinin so bright, Call me R’hlor, but Lord of the Mic
Back from the dead, Beric Donderian, Dragon sky head from Daenerys Targaryen
Conquer the war with Robert’s Rebellion, Cut off your dwarf dick, no need for sellin it

DAN BULL:
- outnumbered a thousand to one, I'll still defeat your standing army
I'm ready, I'm heavy, I better be renamed Notorious Samwell Tarly
- I'm the One True King of nerdcore, whatever else you may wish
I've got more cunning in my little finger, Petyr Baelish