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Jace vs Chandra (Magic the Gathering Rap)

by None Like Joshua

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Jace vs Chandra (Magic the Gathering Rap) 02:47
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In the multiverse, there are powerful mages who travel between worlds known as Planeswalkers. These extraordinary individuals prove their abilities in a duel Begin. Jace: It’s the Architect of Thought: Jace Beleren Unraveler of Secrets, Mind Sculptor and I’ve come to win Chandra: Chandra Nalaar: Pyrogenius, Flamecaller Firebrand, here to show - I’m the best Planeswalker Jace: man I don’t kill, I mill so if you burn, then I chill and your creatures never will get to see the battlefield I could blackmail and steal all the secrets you conceal Insecurities revealed man your toughness isn’t real you feel that blue magic? You’re so bad you’ll want to forget that this happened but I can help with that shit what you love turning into ashes Fire for your hair? I’ll bet the carpet and drapes are matchin Chandra: You were always blinded by your master and misguided Reading minds and yet you couldn’t see you’re alone on your island You the king of crying - nobody cares if you’re the brightest - You just sat and stared while I destroyed the Titans, bitch I’m lit! Incineration, no time to waste, you too slow I got haste, you pushover you got played by Lilliana you thrown away lightin all your creatures up, yeah you know I’m too hot Sad to see you roasted with a one drop Jace: Everything you sayin’s countered negated I’m always ahead of your mountains emblazin You drowning in phrases, my style’s amazing You can’t even tell that your mind is erasing Witness the talent of the telepath when I rap Send you to the graveyard or Exile, no coming back so go on back to tinkering with artifacts Your mom and dad would be so proud of that instead of a pyromaniac And Liliana? I was gonna break it off anyway She was into weird shit, I disappeared like you did when Baral killed your whole fam that day Chandra: You comin to fight - I’ve begun to ignite Your creatures weak - and plain as white magical prodigy, flow is tight doon doon - damn that’s a double strike The phoenix has risen, about to take flight No blockin me now, cause you over your sight - Scared of what happens so you got to scry Predicted I win while you run out of life? You’ve forgotten I’m the one who saved your sorry ass Man no wonder you ain’t got a friend - from your mindless past Bad days for sad Jace , bout to cut your life in half Make it rain from all the tears you shed, while I start to laugh Jace: ingenuity’s never subtle Decked out, now you in trouble You hearin my psychic rebuttal My control, your creature’s under Cross the leyline, that’s your blunder Makin all your creatures slumber Even if you won, is it illusion? Man you start to wonder Chandra: yeah I’m heatin up this rivalry Chandra got that magma My impulse is fiery Forget the Gatewatch, and your lame talk My flames talk when I planeswalk You’re mana swamped, my game rocks And makes your brain - stop

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released June 20, 2017

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